Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?
Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024
Get the Bastard Spearmug. by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018
Get the All cops are bastardmug. A male dog
by SpaffMeister October 11, 2018
Get the Horny little bastardmug. an unpleasant or despicable person.
Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.
Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.
by BonkFinn January 7, 2022
Get the Bastardmug. a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
Get the bastardmug. Politically unaffiliated with Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Christians, and any other tribal groups who want to bother me.
Here comes that mentally ill Joe who screams he is a sovereign anarcho rat bastard alla time watch out!
by Ignatz TC June 24, 2022
Get the Sovereign Anarcho Rat Bastardmug. A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”
“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025
Get the Fat Bastard Syndromemug.