April 12

National fuck your friend day

Can i fuck you on April 12th it's a free pass

by trixtersz April 11, 2021

April 5

All sexy cute amazing model beautiful gorgeous pretty people are born on this day and everyone falls In live with them instantly they will wanna date u even if they hate u they secretly have a crush on you

Stranger:WOW she must be born on April 5

strangers friend:Yep she’s pretty hot

April 5 girl:tehe ;)

by sexy wooden amber December 6, 2020

April 7

A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.

Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!

Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING

someone: I’ve bee waiting forever

by Frognut November 2, 2020

April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

by Eniggama April 13, 2022

April 24

A day were six disgusting man decided to make a day to defend r@p3, so ladies get pepper spray and guns don’t forget to bring a baseball bat :)

Girl one : ready to beat r@p!st one April 24 !
Girl two : Yay let’s also get our shot guns ?

by KiaratheBEST12345 February 15, 2023

April 16

Selena Quintanilla Day

This day is national Selena day

Selena was a tejano singer who was shot and killed on March 31st

“it’s April 16th”
“What day is that”
“National Selena day”

by Weirdoeverything August 2, 2021

April 3rd

The INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY OF Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus’s Birthday; Prefered Term: Merry Lesmas,

One of Lesbian Jesus’s Desciples: ITS APRIL 3rd!! MERRY LESMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LESBIAN JESUS HAYLEY KIYOKO!!

by HK101 May 23, 2018