April 7

A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.

Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!

Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING

someone: I’ve bee waiting forever

by Frognut November 02, 2020

April 12

National fuck your friend day

Can i fuck you on April 12th it's a free pass

by trixtersz April 12, 2021

April 27

FUCK MEE6 DAY

NEVER FORGET HIS STUPID ASS IN A NEGATIVE TONE!!!

Holy shit it’s April 27

What’s that

It’s fuck mee6 day dumb fuck

Oh right

by Radicalghost April 27, 2022

April 16

Selena Quintanilla Day

This day is national Selena day

Selena was a tejano singer who was shot and killed on March 31st

“it’s April 16th”
“What day is that”
“National Selena day”

by Weirdoeverything August 03, 2021

April 16

National anti sending nudes day

Babe I know it’s April 16 which is national horny day but it’s also anti sending nudes day, sorry!

by Lmao54321 April 16, 2020

April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

by Eniggama April 13, 2022

April 3rd

The INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY OF Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus’s Birthday; Prefered Term: Merry Lesmas,

One of Lesbian Jesus’s Desciples: ITS APRIL 3rd!! MERRY LESMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LESBIAN JESUS HAYLEY KIYOKO!!

by HK101 April 07, 2018