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Social Micromanaging

When all social activities of a group are authorized by a single person. This person permits the people invited, location of meeting, time of event, and activities of the event.
That crazy girl keeps social micromanaging me! I can't cut a break! Who cares who I eat lunch with???!! AHHHH!!!!
by MarkEwok December 29, 2011
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social graft

manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.
If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.
by claybius July 26, 2011
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digi-social

verb- To be overly social using the internet via blog's and social networking sights.
your so digi-social, you should come out to the bar with us.
the digi-social age began long before MySpace.
I never thought i would have a real digi-social life.
by Stretchz October 18, 2011
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Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.
Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.
by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011
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Socializing in reverse

Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!
your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?
by Infiniteanal January 24, 2023
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Truth Social

New truth category based on subjective social agreement distinct from fact-based truth. It is a form of social agreement that can be labeled as truth irregardless of any association to evidence based objective facts. ie. weights and measures

The measure of truthfuliness on truth social is how many people will accept opinion as fact.

aka bullshit
I saw this post on truth social that up is down and white is black, did you see it?

Yes, I did, if it's on truth social it must be true!
by up_is_up May 9, 2023
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social prison

When you are in a situation or conversation where your moral compass does not allow you to leave it, but the other person is not in possession of the social intelligence to read the room and notice your discomfort, nor able to acknowledge that their presence is unasked for.
My dad caught me in a social prison going on about the military but I didn't want to be rude and tell him to leave my room.

This mentally unstable guy caught me in a social prison the other day.
by simsam069 September 1, 2023
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