Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.

Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?

by Kalisiin January 7, 2011

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Windows Phone Addict

Someone who is owns a windows phone and spends hours looking at applications and downloads multiple stuff for no reason.

Also is someone who constantly changes the desktop layout by removing all the tiles and reputing everything together.

Gay Guy 1: You changed how the layout is AGAIN?!
Gay Guy 2 who owns a windows phone: Yeah, i felt the need to change it...
Gay Guy 3: Not again... I'm pretty sure you're a windows phone addict...

by Mike Razaa April 15, 2013

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Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.

Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017

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Windows 10

An operating system that likes to annoy you a lot on other Windows operating systems. It also has a new version of Internet Explorer called Microsoft Edge.

Windows 10 Popup: Your PC is ready for your free upgrade.
Basically everyone: Fuck off!.

by Slav Hardbass May 29, 2018

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