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Crisis Whore

Someone who cannot and will not rest until the peaceful existence of everyone around them is filled with some sort of crisis, drama or emergency.

Someone who finds boredom in peaceful and happy things.

Someone that has a need for or addiction to drama.

Someone that can find and cause a major problem about something minor and inconsequential.

A person that feels lost in the world, direction-less and confused unless there is some sort of problem (real or imagined) that MUST involve THEM.
I was enjoying another beautiful saturday until the Crisis Whore called... now i'll be spending the day saving that marriage again.

Today was a good day until that Crisis Whore made something out of nothing.
by Express41 June 9, 2009
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Updating Whore

Someone who updates their Facebook status every two or three minutes. Other substitutes of the social networking site may include, but are not limited to Twitter, Myspace, and Flickr.
Dude your such a freaking updating whore, you just updated your status from two minutes ago.
by Zhyposis October 23, 2009
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Show Whore

An Actor or Actress that makes appearances in or stars in multiple shows all in the same season or seasons.....actors who take parts in mutilple shows.....staring in more that 2 TV shows in 1 or 2 seasons.....
I swear , M.C. Gainey is the biggest Show Whore...how many shows can the man work on....when does he sleep ???

M.C. Gainey, you my friend are a Show Whore....But a damn good one !!!!

M.C. Gainey is the Ron Jeremy of TV shows !!!!
by Heyman3000 May 18, 2010
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semi-whore

Someone who is not quite a whore, but close, very close. very very close.
"Dude, that chick is such a whore, i heard she sucked John off, let him duke her, and then licked his balls", "No, that's not what happened, she only sucked his balls and let him duke her", "Oh, OK, that's not that bad" "Yea, she's just a semi-whore"
by HUGHES119 March 4, 2007
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multimedia whore

Very similar to a media whore -- that is, a person who has a psychological need to get into TV, Film, Radio or Print -- but takes it a step further by using New Media, the arts, etc... ANY available outlet for exposure.
Mike Freak's MySpace profile identifies his occupation as being a Multimedia Whore.
by Mike Freak April 3, 2008
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whore hopping

A man who goes from the bed of one whore to another. It can be a married man who hops from one woman's bed to another, and often may only sleep in bed next to his wife without a sexual relationship. His wife may call them whores, but he considers them his girlfriend, or woman on the side.
I wish your father would come home at night instead of out whore hopping. I don't want you boys to grow up like a whore hopper like your father.
by Hung Dog April 5, 2009
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Philandering Whore

someone, typically a woman, who has sex or some other intimate relationship with a man in order to get ahead in life.
Sometimes she even has a boyfriend already but is willing to forgo fidelity for the chance to advance ones carreer and to get it on!
Dina is such a philandering whore, she is doing the professor just to get a good grade, i wonder what her boyfriend thinks about it?
by pandapanda87 August 11, 2008
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