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i am the one who knocks

Completely badass line said by Walter White in Breaking Bad, announcing his power over others.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No...I am the one who knocks."
by Stegosaurus24 October 29, 2013
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who can beat goku

“Who can beat goku” is a term used by Goku-tards a degenerate form of weebs who can never find a answer and i have it
Goku-tard: WHO CAN BEAT GOKU! EXACTLY NOBODY

SOME DUDE: Hinata’s (Haikyu) bare ass cheeks, Shaggy 0.00001% power, Minoru Mineta & JOE
by HE BEATIN GOKU May 23, 2021
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Girls who eat carrots

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.
by Hellnose March 13, 2021
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She who hesitates salivates

She who emphatically declines food when offered then later asks & complains when its all been eaten later salivates.
I ask my wife if she would like some chocolate and she declines, but is distraught later when it's all gone. I answer she who hesitates salivates.
by The original Kenty November 22, 2010
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File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.
You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit
by kk626kk June 21, 2011
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Who is the REAL Spider-Man?

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
by Spideyace October 26, 2011
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Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.
Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020
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