A term used to describe a complete asshole. A wheel is not even a man but is a rudimentary tool, and not in the useful sense. He is a wheel because it is probably the first major tool humans made use of. A wheel usually seems like a normal man with an important job and extracurricular activities. He usually has many friends and attends all social events because he works hard at this image. A wheel tries so hard to be funny you often can't understand his jokes but he will just tell you how funny he is.He will spend thousands of dollars earned from the stock market and real estate ventures on bottles at the lodge or on toys to make him look cooler.He's also obnoxious about attaining clout on social media. You can always find a wheel on his boat looking for dock babies or riding his motorcycle.If you see a wheel he's probably completely inebriated in a blackout and most likely breaking something or hurting himself. But a wheel is completely approchable and in fact a great friend to have. You can laugh at the wheel or make use of him
Tony: Bro, I made $8,000 today on the Disney stock! I'm going to take some more pictures of my new motorcycles and send them to Amber
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight
Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight
Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are
by Nantucket Daddy April 14, 2019
Get the Wheelmug. by NotLeechan March 15, 2020
Get the Third Wheelingmug. A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.
An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.
The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.
"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"
"You're just waxing my wheels".
OR
can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.
The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.
"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"
"You're just waxing my wheels".
OR
can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
Get the waxing my wheelsmug. On December 3rd you let Wheel Decide pick your day like when to wake up, what to eat and how to dress. I would have some links to wheels I made but Urban Dictionary doesn't allow it.
Guy 1: I had to wake up at 5:30am, dress as a cowboy and ate only an omelette and a muffin for breakfast
Guy 2: Why!?!?!
Guy 1: It's December 3rd, Wheel decide day
Guy 2: Why!?!?!
Guy 1: It's December 3rd, Wheel decide day
by Sims_Nerd November 19, 2019
Get the Wheel Decide daymug. When a multitude of naked males go into a Ferris wheel like formation around a female and serenade her with 40's rock music. Commonly found being done in Winchendon Massachusetts.
by What is a pseudonym¿ July 24, 2015
Get the Penis Wheelmug. A group of men or women on a bike,skateboards or any non-engine means of transportation with wheels. Giggity.
by Agirlhasnoname August 14, 2018
Get the Meals on wheelsmug. When two males are having a 3 way with a female counterpart during vaginal and anal penetration, both males genitals collide during the action of thrusting.
by tommyt-bone December 29, 2015
Get the Rubbing Wheelsmug.