Unicorn Droppings

Fictional and useless…pointless

“He made so many promises.He’s about as likely as sticking to them as spotting Unicorn Droppings”

by Flippers September 13, 2022

silver unicorn

A totally awesome and amazing guy with a feminine Xbox live gamer tag; probably a good boyfriend to have in the end of it all

"The silver unicorn is pwning me at Cod bro!"

"He's probably also pwning his girl/boy friend in bed"

by Him hitachi October 5, 2013

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 25, 2021

Unicorn face ride

When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub

Yo I just had a unicorn face ride

by SppecialEd August 7, 2023

Unicorn

Someone that fits perfectly between two people in a threesome

Guy 1: “Ay bro I wanna have a threesome”
Guy 2: “Alright dude but let me be the unicorn this time”

by S1xtyNyn3 August 14, 2024

Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken

Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn

by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019

whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.

"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"

by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018