Beef Dogg

Scottish Legend! Man who guys wanna be and women wanna be with.

There is Beef Dogg....He is a Legend!

by Beef Dogg April 19, 2008

Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 12, 2017

Beef Hopper

A person's mouth or pie hole.

Hey missy! Shut yer beef hopper!

by the Hogspanker April 20, 2006

fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.

"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."

by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009

beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.

Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?

by David Todd March 19, 2007

Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.

"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*

by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008

Mangle Beef

see liar narcissist. A derivative of the word dangle beef. When being a complete asshole and staring at oneself in the mirror AND when cheating on one's girlfriend, one is a Mangle Beef.

Fuckin' Mangle Beef. He's ruining my life.

by Brad Riley June 11, 2006