Thumb Imposter

your thumb is kinda sussy

+"hey dude"
-"what"
+"look at your finger"
-"y?"
+"looks like an "imposter" from the internet-breaking Among Us game"
-"what"
+"looks like a Thumb Imposter"
-"dude get some help"

by AspireGabriel#0300 August 10, 2021

Thumbs up

Means that i am the best

i put my thumbs up for u because ur the best

by 👍🔥 August 6, 2022

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,

I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...

by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025

Kentucky thumb

When your girl is on her period so you shove your thumb in her to stop the bleeding.

Brandon: Hey, how's you're girl?

Scott: She's on her period, so I gave her the old Kentucky thumb.

by Sladewilson122 May 20, 2021

Thumbe

The leader of The Brotherhood. A plastic bear that came from the mystical kinder surprise egg which lead to the birth of The 6 Sunjeevans of the High council of Bunde. The future leader after world domination by The Brotherhood.

Also Tamil for "little brother"

Thumbe's day will come...

by JJ January 5, 2004

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018