Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

by Satanwilleatyouallontoast June 9, 2019

Your Uncle Bunkle

If you say this to your enemies they will bow before your might and accept you as the leader of all that is and all that will ever be.

Hey Timmy your mom gey
Oh yeah well your uncle bunkle
*timmy fucking dies and you become the prince of Persia.*

by ShallowGecko March 15, 2018

ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018

uncle Jesse style

To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.

I wanted to look cool today so I sat uncle Jesse style. Then everyone copied me.

by hoss cat October 22, 2007

Uncle Bad Touch

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.

"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"

by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006

bad uncle

A child molester.

That guy only got 3 years for being a bad uncle.

by angryboss September 11, 2011

Bob's yer uncle

Easy peasy, no additional effort required for the desired effect, home in hose.

A: "How do I make this popcorn?"

B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."

by Ann Pearl Owen February 9, 2010