Peanut Butter

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter

Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one

by Peanut Master April 29, 2021

Peanut Butter

Attractive women ALWAYS stop at the peanut butter section. So when you see one in the store, you call peanut butter to signal a hot girl worth checking out. Can be used anywhere gorgeous women can be found.

Hey Trevor, check out the peanut butter selection down isle 7.

by ODG Old Dirty Grandpa July 23, 2017

Peanut Butter Spoon

The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.

Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!

Johnny: good

by Mexican Lawn Mower September 19, 2020

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When you fuck your girlfriend in the ass while she really needs to shit and then you cum in her ass and after you pull out it goes all over her ass cheeks making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

by JellySandwich July 20, 2025

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 28, 2020

Peanut

A peanut statue that shits on the floor and snaps peoples necks when they blink simultaneously.

PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT WHERES 914

by bigchungus342 September 17, 2019