A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.
Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”
Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”
Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”
Same - “Ok.”
Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”
Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”
Same - “Ok.”
by Mystical Idiot December 2, 2023
Get the Movie Bastardmug. by cat lel February 16, 2024
Get the GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKINGmug. Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?
Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024
Get the Bastard Spearmug. Cheeky Bastard Energy, similar to terms like Big Dick Energy, is an effect someone has where you can just tell that they are a Cheeky Bastard.
"Hey you see that guy over there getting up to mischief?" "Yeah, I had a feeling he would. He just has that Cheeky Bastard Energy."
by TallBoiRyan November 17, 2023
Get the cheeky bastard energymug. by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022
Get the Fat bastardmug. The most despicable, evil, vile, inhuman, trash, scum of the earth people. Ussualy used by the Pinkerton Detective agency (specifically Agent Kent, Agent Horne and Agent Blakeley) in the late 1800s and early 1900s
by FTBboi April 13, 2022
Get the Bastard Outlawmug. Politically unaffiliated with Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Christians, and any other tribal groups who want to bother me.
Here comes that mentally ill Joe who screams he is a sovereign anarcho rat bastard alla time watch out!
by Ignatz TC June 24, 2022
Get the Sovereign Anarcho Rat Bastardmug.