tool

a tool is a person generally named "oliver" or "hannah" or "james" or "sven" or "gareth"!!!!!! obtrusive, repulsive crappy bubble bursting stinky egoy people !!!!

person 1:"hey im oliver, dont you think im cool ? "
person 2"fuck off oliver you bursting my bubble you tool bag :P !"

person 1:(big sigh, blows stinky air on everyone !!! ) "O im too smooth and my ego is too big for that to hurt :P "
person 2: "fuck off you tool ! "

by julian culverhouse August 9, 2009

tool

A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.

Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."

These other definitions of tool are FAR too simplistic.

by Croato December 10, 2009

Red Tool

a person who is addicted to drinking red bull

"Johnny's rearranging the room with a bunch of old clock parts he found in an alley. I think he might be a red tool, I am worried"

by zeahfd May 27, 2018

Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

TOOL

There's Only One Life.

A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.

Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*

by Captain Falcum October 8, 2012

Tool

1. In general, people named Lucas
2. An objject or implement that has no mind of its own and is used to serve a greater purpose

1. Lucasis taking me to another movie,his tab
2. a drill is a tool

by SaFire2342 July 9, 2011

bobby with da tool

Bobby with the tool aka Young Bobby aka Bobby Shmurda is the revulutionary rapper that made the iconic album 'Shmurdaville' and went 50 times platinum. Young Bobby was also sent to jail for unfair reasons and he will most likely be released in 2023.

Guy 1: Yo, who's yo favorite rapper?
Guy 2: Psshhh, that's easy. It's ma nigga Bobby wih da tool
Guy 1: Nigga why doe?
Guy: 2 Cause he be sliding over cars while he shoot, he thinks that he's Tom Cruise
Guy 1: *Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise*
Both guys: But bitch he BOBBY WITH DA TOOL

by Thatniggacrazy December 5, 2017