The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.
by user1246273663735736367 December 3, 2021

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand
by mynameisangle February 9, 2024

A crazy small town in Illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. If your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was Black Barbie.
Girl: Im from Van Orin, IL
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...
by Kyuket June 9, 2011

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Alternative to rape van.
I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.
by James Jessenfedden May 16, 2022

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".
by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019
