A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.
“I’m from Castro Valley”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
by Who?asked? March 23, 2024
Get the Castro Valleymug. A girl who's shirt has a low neck line. When she rides a bike and leans over to reach the handlebars, you can see the valley.
by glue39 January 3, 2021
Get the Valley Girlmug. Instead of valley boy and valley girl this is a valley soul. The ENBY of the valleys. Based in California and highly fashionable
by Whatyouatefordinner June 12, 2021
Get the valley soulmug. A mediocre school in Pennsylvania that thinks it is the shit with their awards hanging in the halls. Students are either popular assholes with daddys money to spend, teachers pets on steroids, normal people, or people who you arent even sure know how to speak. a very rare percentage of said popular kids are nice. most teachers are protected by their tenure and therefore flirt with 13 year olds. They pick favorites, give way too much work, are racist, sexist, or all of the above. 6th graders are loud, 7th graders are louder, and most people by 8th grade no longer have a will to live. they are still loud.
by fattyfatfatfatfatty November 27, 2023
Get the Great Valley Middle Schoolmug. Often referring to a trailer park but rarely also poor naborhoods or apartments, slang often used as a nicer alternative
by dummysmallz April 29, 2022
Get the Sun Valleymug. When two Techies have an argument over a topic/object and they get into a physical altercation, it is called a Silicon Valley Smackdown
"Hey Mark, did you and Luke see what happened in the yard earlier, Larry and Tim got themselves into a Silicon Valley Smackdown"
by MuskiChayse October 4, 2020
Get the Silicon Valley Smackdownmug. by N8_the_GR8_3603 January 11, 2019
Get the My armpit is a valleymug.