"I was fucking her last night doggy and gave her that thumb justice"
"Keep talking that shit and i'll give you that thumb justice later"
"Not better then some good thumb justice"
"Keep talking that shit and i'll give you that thumb justice later"
"Not better then some good thumb justice"
by Hyviand September 15, 2022
Get the Thumb Justicemug. by Butterplug May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumbmug. Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023
Get the John Thumbmug. by YourMomsTampon April 6, 2023
Get the Thumbs upmug. When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.
Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.
by I Am The Ferrett March 6, 2020
Get the Hershey Thumbmug. Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.
My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.
by SoxOnFox March 28, 2021
Get the The Green Thumbmug. Putting a thumb in your anus to stimulate the vasovagal response to the point to slow your heart rate down to prevent shock or death from bleeding, can also be used for pleasure also.
by Nightmed May 20, 2021
Get the The Kentucky thumbmug.