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The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.
Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …
by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025
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Bosnian Flicker Goon

The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 1, 2024
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Portsmouth Flicker Gooning

It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK
Wow, I just had the best experience whilst Portsmouth Flicker Gooning!
by Googlebop February 5, 2025
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Blackout Gooning

Its the practice of gooning until you pass out or lose consciousness. It is also a extremely time craving practice, it can be from one up to four hours of intense gooning. During the process you will probably come atleast three times depending on your stamina. Blackout Gooning is NOT recommended to unexperienced or experienced gooners,even some experienced gooners may find the process challenging.

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I was Blackout Gooning and then i passed out for 5 minutes.
by Frolfgran August 22, 2025
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Gooning

Someone who masturbate, girl or boy, to someone picture/video.
Boy : Who you let me gooning your instagram profil?

Girl : Yes
by Woowooy November 6, 2025
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Goon-Goon Catch!

Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.
Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh

I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone
by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025
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moon gooning

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine
person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023
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