Bastard Spear

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 05, 2024

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020

born again bastard

A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.

Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.

by MrsPez December 03, 2017

Movie Bastard

A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.

Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”

Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”

Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”

Same - “Ok.”

by Mystical Idiot December 03, 2023

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 September 02, 2015

Titty Bastard

A derogatory term for a trans woman.

Trans Woman: Omg I start my HRT today!
CIS Troll: TITTY BASTARD ALERT!!!

by Exogear September 03, 2017

Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 09, 2022