Win a real ring

A word people that have no life and no friends on Twitter use to say to athletes that have won a championship.

Lebron:*posts a tweet*
Person that hasn’t touched a woman: Win a real ring Le0-10

by Boyboy888 March 22, 2021

Real Nigga Hours

Past when it is socially acceptable to be awake.

Jerome and his pals partied well into real nigga hours.

by huntmcd1 September 17, 2016

Real Funny Hours

The time of day between 11:00 pm to 4:00 am. It is comprised of being on Skype with your friends and screen sharing, collectively looking at random and weird things on the internet, such as cringe and porn.

Aaron: "It's almost Real Funny Hours!"
John: "God fucking dammit"

by You_Have_No_Idea August 19, 2017

Real Nigga Energy

Real Nigga Energy is the sort of energy a nigga emits when he does something to be classified as a real nigga. A real nigga is just a nigga that doesn't switch up on his homies or do pussy nigga shit. (can be shortened to RN Energy.)

James:Ayo that nigga Jamal fucked all them bitches last night except mine.
John: Damn he giving off real nigga energy he must be a real nigga then.
Jamal: Nah nigga yo bitch just ugly.

(another example of a real nigga is Chief Keef)

by TheOfficialRN October 21, 2020

real egyptian silk

silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals

“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”

by physically_okay March 16, 2021

real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022