swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt

It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert

by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

swamp whore

A woman who is so ate up she looks like she just came out of a swamp porn train and may have something that Jesus cant fix.

Sheila looks like a swamp whore, but she didnt care she got her crack rock and life was grand.

by Starcitychild September 12, 2017

Swamp Spelunker

A person who picks up nasty unshaven, unclean hookers in the hood.

"Yeah man, I'm gonna be a swamp spelunker after this girl I found tonight!"

by GlassGlassGlass May 31, 2024

swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"

look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..

by big skeng October 14, 2011

Swamp Samuria

A derogatory term for a person of Asian decent that hangs with homies of the African decent.

Kevin soon realized he turned into a swamp samuria after hanging around Tyrone and his gang.

by JsusFish February 19, 2015

swamp potty

When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.

Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.

by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021