Splits

Contagious laughter, sometimes referred to as side-splitting laughter, usually occurring in group of people witnessing a funny event or joke

The police, looking confused after pulling over a driverless vehicle, had onlookers in splits.

by Smash Ogre April 12, 2022

SPLITACHEE

roblox player, good at da hood, has korblox, best macro ever, good with db and rev, and is VERY pro. at 1v1s. in dh.

(*friend* yo SPLITACHEE, wanna play da hood and jump sum1?)

(*SPLITACHEE* aii bet!)

by tiktok @soloedya May 4, 2022

Sploot

When relaxation renders a posture seemingly beyond ones physical limit.

When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.

Dude check out Jerry. He splooted on the floor; he must be cashed.

Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.

by Awyzzl17 June 2, 2022

split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.

We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.

by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022

Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out

I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out

by DeRayLa June 16, 2022

Splitposting

When someone with borderline personality disorder (BPD) is splitting and copes through venting their emotions through posts during these split episodes. Usually done on a private spam/vent account.

Don’t take it too seriously, I was splitposting at the time

by Pissbaby666 July 20, 2022

splities

split ends on hair duh dur

Just got my splities cut! Yas queen!!!

by girl 369 July 28, 2022