Popping Pink Smoke 

See "Popping Smoke," Popping pink smoke is military slang for shamming out of one's duties to pursue vaginal intercourse.

PFC: So are we actually going to PMCS all these vehicles today?
SPC: Hells No! I'm popping pink smoke, my wife is trying to have another kid.

Popping Pink Smoke by PFCBedroomEyes November 18, 2010

smoke stack 

When ones butt cheaks are tightly pressed and flatulance is released. The resulting crevace functions as a vent upward for the rising flatulance.

"I was sittin in class and I couldn't squeeze this monster fart out, I just had to pull the old smoke stack."

smoke stack by Iamthestallionmang May 18, 2005

Corporate Smoke Show 

Used to describe a office babe who clearly likes to do stuff and would still be considered a 9-10 outside the office. A corporate smoke show has a super model body and is dressed to a Tee (clearly financed by a millionaire husband or daddy). This phrase should not be used for any office talent, but reserved for the classy bitch in legal that is clearly out of your league.

"My fucking GOD! Did you see that babe?"

"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."

"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"

Corporate Smoke Show by Bruh Bruh November 8, 2013

this guy is a total cock smoker 

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

this guy is a total cock smoker by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

smoke grass 

Slang for smoking weed.

Made big by Everlast in "I Get By" when he says -- "I smoke grass, drink a little win, Watch a little tube, try to kill a little time"

smoke grass by alcohol3999 February 3, 2012

smoke me 

a demand for a female to give oral pleasure to a man

Smoke me bitch...please

smoke me by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

pirate smoker 

someone who smokes the pole consistently, and drinks orange juice on a regular basis

you dumb pirate smoker, why dont you go suck a dick

pirate smoker by kdog January 5, 2004