mustard shart

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.

"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"

by chipoperson February 12, 2010

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Barf-shart

Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.

He was so smashed that he barf-sharted.

I was laughing so hard that I barf-sharted.

by BAsch July 10, 2010

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Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.

We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010

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false shart

When you fart so propulsively, you believe a trace of shit particles escaped into your trousers. The ensuing five minutes of mental deliberation of whether you have any fecal matter in your pants is like a five yard false start penalty for an offense in football.

After eating shrimp at the Chinese buffet, I farted outside the restaurant. I wasn't sure if I crapped my pants, and it took me a while before I realized I just called a false shart penalty on myself.

by The Buttler December 7, 2014

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