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Selenite Sandwich

Obsessively placing your Tarot or Oracle decks under or between two slabs of selenite to "cleanse" a cardboard box filled with 5x3 card stock of any negativity.
I just got the new Threads of Fate Deck and I hear its brutally honest! Had to put it in a Selenite Sandwich for two days!
by mike_needs_a_vacation April 18, 2021
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muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...
‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’
by el creator May 6, 2021
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Bacon Sandwich

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.
You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.
by Murphyllama September 6, 2023
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breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Sandwich Shower

When someone showers before and after an event, or in the morning and at nighttime everyday.
I always shower before and after work! It’s a sandwich shower!
by ChunkyHippo July 21, 2023
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Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.
These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!
by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022
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cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.
by crispy hispy November 9, 2008
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