Cyst sandwich

A sandwich made of a persons cyst typically topped of with a bit of puss

John: Andy get me a cyst sandwich will you

Andy:no problem John

Andy:*cuts cyst off bumhole*

by Lenthyja February 5, 2021

Dick sandwich

Where u put ur dick in between a sandwich and the girl eats around the dick

Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich

Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤

by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019

Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.

These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!

by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022

Chickpea sandwich

A chickpea sandwich is a synonym for the Middle Eastern dish known as 'falafel' which has, as its centrepoint, deep fried balls of a blended chickpea mixture.

Yosef: Want to go get some shawarma for lunch?

David: No, I'm veggie these days. How about a chickpea sandwich?

by chickpeasandwich February 3, 2021

oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.

Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich

by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020

Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.

Dickslap sandwich

by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022

Wham sandwich

Wham sandwich is a way to describe one self or a friend if they are indeed wham. Smaller friends may stand in the middle of the much larger wham sandwiches and act as a filler. E.g. ham or salad.

Look at Ben he’s such a wham sandwich.

I wish I was a wham sandwich. I’m all but a slice of ham.

by Vladimirshootin November 23, 2021