Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.

Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed

by Ljhnh September 23, 2017

glitterbox squirrel

A person who is the life if the party, and leaves the party at the first site of trash.

Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017

squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

by psychogem April 21, 2017

squirrel

A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.

Look at that squirrel. It is hanging from at tree upside down getting the birdseed!

by manny b. June 17, 2017

shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.

Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.

by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017