sloppy adam

When one of your friends gets so drunk that they start growing stubble on their face. This makes them look very shit-faced and retarded.

Did you see the pictures from last night I was so wasted. Yeah, you definately had a sloppy adam going on.

by Douschie October 21, 2006

Sloppy Joe

A term used to describe one who lacks fanciness beyond accepted boundaries or exhibits other forms of general irresponsibility.

Mark: Did you see what Tom was wearing yesterday? He looked like he just climbed out of bed.

Ann: Yeah, he's such a sloppy joe.

by Crivello January 14, 2011

Sloppy Cone

Verb. The act of giving head with excess saliva.

"That Patricia Cuddlesworth sure gives some sloppy cone"

by L. M. February 17, 2005

sloppy tippy

When a dude gives his pipe to someone and it is still limp. The pipe just is there.

"This guy just gave me the best sloppy tippy ever!"

by LearnedZombie January 23, 2017

sloppy lasagna

when your going down on a one nighter or 6 pack chic, and you take her pants off... at this point you have forgotten to shut the lights off!!! and the labia hang like slave of wizard, which reminds you of home cooked lasagna with the cheese melting off!

"yo eric, i came home wit dat ho, she took her pants off and "oh shit" SLOPPY LASAGNA!

by girl from hateration! April 21, 2009

sloppy-knuckles

origin and meaning unknown.... one can only guess

After I punched the clown the other night, I had a horrible case of sloppy-knuckles

by hewchardon May 22, 2003

Sloppy Sulu

Getting your balls licked by an old man while sitting at a sushi bar. Named after George Takei's character Mr. Sulu in Star Trek.

Boy now that we are in Tokyo I could really go for a large Sapporo followed up with a Sloppy Sulu.

by Magnoted September 03, 2008