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Robert

Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.
Receive Robert into your life and cleanse yourself of sin. Pray to him and he will listen.
by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 30, 2021
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Robert Ollivier

a great person anyone with this name is a funny nice popular teenager
Robert Ollivier is the coolest person i know
by 420 family March 16, 2021
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Logan Roberts

The most handsome and sweetest boy in the world. A pure gentleman who will walk his girlfriend to the door, give her forehead kisses, and rub her feet when she doesn’t feel good. Logan will do anything to protect and make sure no one messes with his girlfriend.
“Logan Roberts is such a good guy
“Yeah, he treats his girl like a queen
by Immadpor May 24, 2022
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robert

this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.
robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.
by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023
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Robert

A nice and loving guy. He'll sometimes mess things up. But he knows his mistakes and tries to make up for them. He might not understand you at times but when he does he is on your side 24/7. In general, having a Robert in your life is the best that you can ever ask for. He can be insecure at times but surround him with your love and he'll be yours and cherish you forever. He'll protect and defend you no matter what. He is very intelligent as well. He will help and support you, even if you are stubborn. He will deeply cherish you. Keep a Robert because their love is so unique and true. Roberts show their loves through actions and quality time. They are the best guys in the world. If you have a Robert, make sure to return the love back to them and make take care of them, because in return they will claim you as theirs deeply and truly.
OMG DID YOU SEE ROBERT TODAY?....
Yes! He's so SUPPORTIVE towards his girlfriend, I wish I had a Robert.
by quirky.mystery December 4, 2022
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coach roberts

A sexy ass gym teacher in south creek middle school who has the juiciest man tits
Holy shit isnt that the hot gym teacher, coach roberts?!”
by urmum749263926383)3 April 24, 2022
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robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
“Did that person just do a robert pattinson
by battheowldk December 9, 2020
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