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robert

a b i t c h that is egotistical
robert is a dik
by NoLan SiTh December 12, 2019
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Robert

A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.

I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
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Alfie Robert Greenway

A tall lanky man who is funny and good at football and has a fit mum.
Wow alfie robert greenway is so lanky and his mum is a proper milf
by uewhfyuiwfuewb June 24, 2022
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Robert T Hill

This school is full of Mexicans with wannabe thugs
Fuck Robert T hill
Me-really?
by Mistermanz May 18, 2018
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Oral Roberts

A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.

If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
Did you hear Jimmy got a Oral Roberts for that hot chick?
by Batdog444 March 27, 2021
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Robert

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r
by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021
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