A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023

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by Mistermanz May 18, 2018

A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
by Batdog444 March 27, 2021

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.
by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021
