by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the `~`tHE`~~WISCONSIN`~~rIVER`~`EHt`~`mug. best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt
by chickenisCOOL August 24, 2019
Get the River Valemug. River is the most perfect,hottest,prettiest,funniest,and smartest girl you will ever meet. if you see her you'll be in love instantly with her beautiful looks and awesome personality she is good of the world mixed into one good person. River will always be honest and tell you everything she knows she is the most perfect human every made she it the bananas to my minions she is the jelly to my peanut butter when I tell you this woman is everything youll ever want/need and more I mean it she is a 10/10 GODDESS
Anyone thats not blind: DAMNNNNN who's that smokin' hot chick
Smart people: Thats river yeah I know shes hot
Anyone that's not blind: does she have a man? if not I can fit right In
Smart people: Thats river yeah I know shes hot
Anyone that's not blind: does she have a man? if not I can fit right In
by UrFavGarry May 26, 2025
Get the Rivermug. I have encountered a river before and let me say it was a wild experience. Here is some background info, my friends and i meet him in school, then my friend started to catch feelings... We started to think that he liked her too, and we were happy for her, she got his phone number, and they started talking(but only on text) .It was kind of weird that river was nervous to talk to her in person and on text when it was reasonable that our friend was only nervous to talk in person. I thought it was a little suspicious and he was hiding stuff but ,we didn't think of it as a bad thing.One day another friend said that someone told her that river had a girlfriend, we were so sure that, that was totally not true so we forgot about it.And,because river said in the beginning that dating was going to be too much and when people asked if he had a girlfriend it was always a big No. Later though we did find out the truth, he did have a girlfriend and that he lied to not just my friends but everyone. We did already know that he had dated someone but cheated on them but my friends all insisted that it was all in the past so we didn't think anything of that either. And besides all of that, he did act different around certain people ,he was funny and quirky and weird around my friends and me but people said he was rude and annoying when they met him. He was also very talkative on snapchat and with his buddies but nobody else. The moral is he is attractive and all but can be a lier and a player.
Boy obsessed girl#1:Ohhh, look at that hottie over there❗️
Boy obsessed girl#2: Omg you should definitely go get his number❗️
The girl that is smart with boys: I don’t know he's a river, he's probably a heartbreaker.
Boy obsessed girl#2: Omg you should definitely go get his number❗️
The girl that is smart with boys: I don’t know he's a river, he's probably a heartbreaker.
by Secret writer 👻 November 17, 2019
Get the Rivermug. A method of freebasing methamphetamine when access to clean water and spoons is limited. Residents of lowland housing in River City will use their own semen as solvent to dissolve meth so at to make it liquid enough to inject directly.
Man, the water's been cut off and all of my spoons have been stolen. I'm gonna have to make a River City Snowie of I want this crystal.
by Arther Dunt August 8, 2025
Get the River City Snowiemug. by Queen Daniel April 12, 2020
Get the Pearl River Ratmug. To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.
He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.
by misstara007 January 4, 2022
Get the Cry me a rivermug.