scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.

“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”

by KCCalloway December 29, 2018

richard chan

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

You are like Richard Chan, so awesome!

by cuhknormalmn July 27, 2017

A Richard

Likes to go for a bulleyes, doesn't like hitting the outer ring! He's a naughty naughty boi

Example of "A Richard"
Group - Richard how many stars did you get?
Richard - 4, I'm sorry I like to hit the bulleyes and no rim boi!

by Celebking November 24, 2021

Richard

Richard is a popular name used in the U.S. Richard's are usually on the shorter side and have been known for their inconsistent tendencies e.g (plans, timing, etc.) Richard's usually fall in love at first sight and are very clingy. They usually end up getting very tired in their mid 20's to make it even worse for plans in the long run. You'll probably find one at your local bar.

Line 1:Wow Richard always makes plans and never shows...

Line 2: That guy's such a Richard

by McChicken24 September 5, 2019

marcus richards

Is an Asshole that beats a miget named Victor HE IS A DICK

Marcus Richards is a dick

by Mdjdc nut bldg April 20, 2018

Sober Richard

Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.

Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?

Sober Richard.

Ah I ain’t going then.

by Second Row November 26, 2021

Richard

The best boy you'll ever meet. Very sporty and is very good in bed as well. He's handsome and hot but he is also a hot minded person. Anger issues are incredible. A happy go lucky person who doesn't know how to manage his time. Most likely to get cheated on and he gets tempted easily as well. He may be taurus.

Go work on yourself, Richard

by anonymous November 22, 2021