Richard

The most annoying person you'll ever meet. They joke about farts and obsessively talk about The Simpsons 24/7 (They force people to watch it) . They are a teacher's pet and will go out of their way to act like the teacher in class. He always tries to re-use roasts while making a stupid face than says "that's what you are" than makes a hella annoying "OHHHH"noise at his own crappy roast. Nobody thinks he is attractive and he has no friends other than those quiet kids in the corner. He acts like a dad in his 50s
Boy #1: Hey who is that kid over there. He looks like he is 4

Boy #2: Oh that's just Richard..

Boy #1: Haha, what a dork

Boy #2: Ikr
by ThePurplePerson December 13, 2021
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Richard

Richard is a homeless person who needs a lot of therapy. They seem nice but they have the worst humor EVER. They are really good at maths and they're loyal af.
Random guys: Do You see that Richard there? They seems nice. Lets go meet them.

The random guys go to the Richard:

The Richard: says the worst joke ever.

The random guys: leave
by Alice.22 November 21, 2021
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Richard

Really tall light skin with a small penis who is spoiled rich by his mom and thinks he's so cool but is gonna grow up to be a broke bum
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by Namedefler360 November 21, 2023
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mallori richards

Mallori Richards is a Bitch she mean hateful and never have a good moment she so stupid and ugly most people hate to be around her
O your with Mallori Richards yeah she’s a bitch I hate her
by T.Swizzle October 23, 2018
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scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 29, 2018
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A Richard

Likes to go for a bulleyes, doesn't like hitting the outer ring! He's a naughty naughty boi
Example of "A Richard"
Group - Richard how many stars did you get?
Richard - 4, I'm sorry I like to hit the bulleyes and no rim boi!
by Celebking November 24, 2021
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