ROFLSHIPMP

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

rofloffigus

Derived from the term rofl (rolling on floor laughing), rofloffigus is used when a situation is extremely funny.

That n00b totally just pwned you! ROFLOFFIGUS!

by Steve Smith July 27, 2004

Roflned

A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.

Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.

by Jon R.. July 13, 2006

roflpotamous

its like a hippopotamous, but its a ROFLPOTAMOUS

did you just see that roflpotamous?

by kids of the wood December 30, 2006

roflomg

Rolling On Floor Laughing, Oh My God (laughing and being astonished at the same exact moment)

- I pwned you.
- ROFLOMG!

by Jerome GN September 18, 2007

roflmaostcitp

Gaming term..... used to mean rolling on the floor laughing my arse off scaring the cat in the process

Roflmaostcitp i headshotted you from like 7 miles away

by ste jebend December 9, 2007

roflmdo

A message standing for "Rolling on floor laughing my dick off". Usually used in text messages or AOL Instant Messanger.

kid 1: i told a blonde to smell a scratch a sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool, and she did it.

Kid 2:holy shit is she OK?

Kid 1: no

Kid 2: haha. Roflmdo

by Big Bad Bryce June 23, 2008