Piss crease

A womens crack that is smeared with stale piss.

John says to jim "So john have you pounded your pork sword into her piss crease yet?" To which john replyed "No you daft twat shes my sister!".

by William epps. October 6, 2008

Soda Piss

Used when comparing to something clear.

Teacher: Crystal clear kids?
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!

"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"

by Llandon January 19, 2009

piss rust

The rust that builds up on the radiator next to the toilet, cause you keep on missing.

What's that Mr. Pettiwinkle?

That's just piss rust Johnny.

by RampageZ May 30, 2013

Insurance Piss

Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).

Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.

by The Crawling King Snake March 18, 2014

Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

Piss Wagon

A dead set loose cunt who stows the grog away like a brewery wagon

Harris ya big cunt you're a dead set piss wagon

by Papa big smurf November 9, 2016

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020