piss-stalker

Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'

bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.

by SATANCHILD November 25, 2004

Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018

Dog Piss

Essentially it’s the polar opposite to phrases that use the word “Piss” to imply something is easy such as “Piece of piss”, so Dog Piss would be used to say that something is hard or difficult. It’s related to the phrase “Dog Shit” in the sense of conveying negativity.

Person 1: Yo, have you completed the Algebra and Pythagoras homework yet?
Person 2: No, it’s utter dog piss. I can’t seem to work it out at all...
(maybe I should get off of UrbanDictionary.com and revise more instead of procrastinating.)

by Pepsii February 1, 2018

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

Piss Wagon

A dead set loose cunt who stows the grog away like a brewery wagon

Harris ya big cunt you're a dead set piss wagon

by Papa big smurf November 9, 2016

Piss Chills

The sudden and short chilling feeling that you often get when you are peeing.

Dude when I was in the bathroom i got one of the biggest piss chills ever.

by qwert333 January 9, 2011