tree people 

Originated circa early May, 2006 by one lone idiot from Concord, NH while down in Boston for the Red Sox game.

Despite the common stereotype that those living in New Hampshire, or "the south of the North", are NASCAR fans and rednecks, it has been brought to our attention that New Hampshire residents like to be referred to as tree people, meaning that they are people who find their dwellings in trees.

Girl: "So where are you from?"
Idiot: "New Hampshire"
Girl: "Oh, aren't you all NASCAR fans and rednecks?"
Idiot: "Actually, we like to be referred to as TREE PEOPLE!"

tree people by Masters May 17, 2006

purple people 

1: A hypothetical race used when the issue of racism is discussed. Proponents of this usage figure there are no people with purple skin, and figure it is safe to use.

2: People who love the color purple and purple things, often in an extreme fashion.

3: People born with Purple skin, usually of an alien race.

1: "I don't care if our president is Black, White, Purple, or even Green."

"I tend not to be racist, but I must draw the line at Purple people."

2: Jennifer is such a purple person! She eats purple food, has purple hair, wears purple clothes, and likes purple unicorns. Rumor has it that even her feces is purple.

3: I had some purple people move in beside me. They were good people. They always parked their spaceship properly, kept their tentacles braided neatly, kept their alien plants watered, and mostly kept to themselves.

purple people by Purple Gurl April 18, 2011

White People Shit 

Also known as "WPS". Usually associated with extreme sports, activity with dangerous animals, or large acts of terrorism.

Tyrone: "What are you doing?"

Blake: "Prepping for this wingsuit course I'm going to take off the crest of Mount Everest. You should come!"

Tyrone: "Naw man. That's some white people shit.

White People Shit by About50Ninjas January 26, 2018

Gothic People 

Gothic people are the best social group, unlike those popular people who hates different people and are always self centered. Gothic people are mostly people who dress up in dark colors and look, maybe act, all dark and mysterious.

Gothic people ARE NOT EMO!!! Emos are complete opposites.

Anyone who hates Gothic people are sick and should be laughed at.

Technically, Gothic means "dark" and "mysterious" not "sad" and "lonely"

Gothic People are happy, unlike Emos who should wear white so everyone won't confuse them.

Gothic People by Ethan25 July 14, 2010

White People 

One of the more common races in the world, especially in Europe and North America. White people are often the center of jokes, just as all races are, but more commonly they are thought of as rapists, pillagers, and the creators of stereotypes. This simply isn't true. All races fall under this "definition." In fact, the thought that whites think of everyone else inferior is a stereotype in and of itself.

All races pillage. All races rape. All races make fun of other races. Just look at the other definitions for White Person on this site. Little to none are good, and the majority tell of a devilish race that take advantage and destroy other races, when this is something that all races and ethnicities do. The fact that the whites are being solely blamed for it is stupid. It's a group effort.

And besides, it isn't even the races themselves, it's the people. Humanity is making the decisions. You are making the decisions. If one white person kills one black person, does that mean that all white people are black-killers. Same for Hispanic and Asian. Etc, etc. It isn't white people, it's all people.

Person 1: Hey look over there! That person is white. Stay away.
Person 2: He's just a white man. White people are one of the most common races in Europe and North America. He won't do anything bad just because he is white.

White People by Cornelius Brothworth July 12, 2017

Purple People Beaters 

SEIU members who dress in purple shirts and are paid and bussed to various locations to shout down and beat up people with views that oppose what they are told to think.

SEIU (Service Employees International Union)

If they push back (try to give opposite view) We will push back twice as hard I am dispatching my purple people beaters(in other words my supporters)

Purple People Beaters by Rights from God not Government May 22, 2010

hurt people hurt people 

When a person has been emotionally hurt they will often get revenge on the person who hurt them, or pass their emotional pain onto someone else who is undeserving of it.

Twin #1 - I would never have thought that you, of all people would do something like this to me. Why?
Twin#2 - All I can say is "I'm sorry, but what comes around goes around. Hurt people hurt people".

hurt people hurt people by talk2me-JCH2 August 31, 2022