Paris trombone

1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes

1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone

by RecklessPete December 21, 2023

Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.

The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.

by anonymous December 24, 2023

Parastratiosphecomyiastratioshecomyioides

A species of a soldier fly

Starry: Dude, ew, it's a stupid nat!

Cara: Actually it's a Parastratiosphecomyiastratioshecomyioides.

Starry: what.

by Starry!! December 27, 2023

parasitoid industry

Professionals such as Judges, lawyers, and court appointed Professional guardians who prey on the elderly and disabled for their own benefit not the wards benefit. A parasitiod insect is a preditor insect that once it attaches itself to the host it kills the host.

The attorney practices in the parasitoid industry where he petitions the court to deem the elderly incapacitated.

by MartiandCoz January 7, 2024

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

parisah

parisah is a very pretty girl , she looks like she walked straight out of a Disney movie. she's very social and gets along with everybody. shes smart while also being the it girl, every girl wishes she could be her and every boy wishes they could date her. she lights up any room she enters and is a walking ray of sunshine although if you get on her bad side it could be scary she is usually a very loving person if she is important to you. she is multitalented and has many hobbies.

"parisah is my inspo"

by lion15az80 November 20, 2023

Paris

Stupid dude with a hole in his hand he is gay and is very good at Fortnite he like penis like he like Abby and Fortnite , but he is very ass , shut up Paris

Paris is gay

by Crestofr November 20, 2023