by anf-b May 11, 2016
Get the pocket the differencemug. by Pocket Running April 8, 2021
Get the Pocket Runningmug. The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011
Get the pocket bonermug. by yolodave February 12, 2009
Get the pocket penmug. A term used to describe anything in a tangled mess like earbuds. Also, SHUT THE FUCK AIRPODS USERS WE GET IT
by YaBoyCheesecake May 14, 2019
Get the Earbuds in a pocketmug. The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.
You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011
Get the crotch pocketmug. (v) the act of inserting your hand down the pants and into the vagina of a sweaty female. Often in a public setting.
(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered
(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered
by SmellyMell April 19, 2015
Get the Sweaty Pocketmug.