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Butt Dynamite

Used to define a gassy explosion out the butt. It usually follows a large dirty mexican burrito with an orgy of hot sauces. Often seedy, often burns.
by Night Hawk & Cyber Wolf February 27, 2011
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butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.
"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."
by arf_burnt January 27, 2010
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Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.
Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.
by Shit paper May 14, 2011
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Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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butt bombs

When someone’s ass smells and they leave it in a specific area and it smells up the whole place. This usually means they need to shower and clean their ass.
“Bro you have butt bombs right now I would shower
by Butt bomb master 420 June 28, 2020
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Butt Vulture

Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.

It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.
*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*

Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.

Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.

Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.

Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.
by Vyrion November 2, 2009
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butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...
My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.
by beckyboo April 7, 2014
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