October 5

October 5 is for you to go up to your crush and gold there hand

Your crush:hi-
You:*grabs hand*
*Holding hand*
You:holds crauh hand
Your crush:it's October 5?

by Frycruarymustpotato October 1, 2021

October 21

Let Jacob grab your butt day
No one is safe, even the other Jacobs.

Any spelling of Jacob will count
You can’t get mad or offended, it’s a national day.

Blaine: OMG, Jacob grabbed my butt earlier. How disrespectful
Kody: He has a pass though, it’s October 21
Blaine: oh yeah, nevermind Jacob.

by LoopiusDoopius October 13, 2019

october 21

hug your bsf because they’re beautiful

allie:hey lets go give lilee a hug
mia:why?
allie:it’s october 21 since she’s the best bsf you can ask for and we couldn’t live without her

by girliepop October 17, 2019

October 27th

National eat booty day

Not only is october 27th my birthday but its national eat booty day as well

by Unknownwhoreofthenorth October 16, 2019

October 30

October 30th is a day when you hookup with someone

Bro it’s October 30th u should hookup with that girl

by Slut69696969 October 13, 2019

October 22nd

International “give a lap dance” day.

John: can I get a lap dance?
Katie: no..?
John: but it’s October 22nd!
Katie: oh silly me, sure!

by JoeMamasCumSock October 20, 2019

Brown October

Similar to the infamous Russian stealth submarine "Red October," the Brown October is a shitmarine dump that immediately disappears once in the water. The Brown October is loyal to no one and has its own mission and agenda.

Brian had been on a steady diet of steak and potatoes and his lower intestines had been busy creating a undercover special ops project. Brian had become constipated having not taking a shit in nearly 5 days, so he decided to drink some prune juice to get things flowing. His lower intestines released a Brown October into the toilet bowl and the shitmarine immediately disappeared to a depth of 2 fathoms to avoid being spotted.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014