Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

numberative

Numberative
(noun)
- A number stripped of context and weaponized into a narrative, usually for political or rhetorical effect.
- A number that pretends to be data but is actually just a prop for an agenda.

- “The senator’s claim that crime is up 200% was just a numberative — it went from 2 cases to 6.”
- “‘Many are saying’ is the ultimate numberative. No denominator, no data, just vibes.”
- “Don’t fall for their numberatives. Ask for the denominator.”

by Neologisman November 26, 2025

Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

Rrobloxboss is the number one Matthew Patel fan! Everybody knows.

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”

by koniz907L April 16, 2025

Numberized

When you dab while giving certain things numbers.

Person1: you are number one (dab) you are number two
Person2: ohh you numberized those things.

by swompy September 28, 2018

Benni Number

The numbers on your food stamp card or SNAP card.

What’s your Benni Number

by Hoodcelebrityy October 15, 2019

Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?

by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025

Number 10

Used by Vietnamese peasants and traders, esp young children, when dealing with occupation forces, to refer to anything sub-standard or unacceptable. "numba ten!, numba 10" From a journalist in the book "Despatches" and numerous other accounts of that war.

GI to little boy; 'I'll give you a dime for that fish'
little boy, grinning; 'nah dime number 10! number 10! Coca Cola!'

by Dubrifirkin September 28, 2020