weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016

Canadian boyfriend

Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.

Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?

Amanda: I’m so confused.

Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.

by Primetime978 July 18, 2024

National boyfriend day

may 23 -The day where you appreciate your boyfriend and show them so much love

Why did you buy me all this stuff

You didn't know it's national boyfriend day

by Bestiebrosis May 22, 2021

Boyfriend

Something that I don't have

I don't have a boyfriend, I guess my sexiness scares the off

by Ur-Mom-Gots-It-Goin-On March 10, 2022

hit your boyfriend day

On January 7th, is to hit your beloved boyfriend/s! Do it

Hey! It’s hit your boyfriend day!

by Your_mommy_Joejoe December 6, 2023

Pay phone Boyfriend

A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around

girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend

by the payee November 28, 2018

Boyfriend

"Boyfriend" is a short person with blue hair who can't speak english but is best at rapping. Hatsune Miku, The most Popular and well-known Vocaloid is believed to be his sister because of the blue hair and how they are good at singing. He also has a Girlfriend named "Girlfriend" who he simps for a lot and is also gay for a orange haired guy who has two guns.

Person: That's why 'yo shoes raggedy
Boyfriend: Beep boop beep (Translation: That's why 'yo momma dead)
Person:

by Idiot Simp May 19, 2021