simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022

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Kaeya Simp

A Kaeya Simp is a person who loves Kaeya Alberich from the popular game Genshin Impact. Kaeya Simps either want to fuck him so hard or just like his voluptuous tiddies. Their pinterest feed is most likely full of Kaeya fanart and their search history is full of Kaeya rule 34 and Kaeya nsfw. Most of the reasons people simp for Kaeya because of his big overstuffed tiddies or his 7-10 inch dong which they want to ride.

Kaeya Simp: I love Kaeya so much! I can talk about him all day.

Person: You are such a Kaeya Simp.

by Someone Unpopular 69 November 6, 2022

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Biggest simp

Will Smith

Who’s the 2nd biggest simp in the world?
Idk but Will Smith is definitely the “biggest simp”

by Dizzynikki February 23, 2023

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KD simp

God

"KD simp is a God no cap!"

by KD simp May 3, 2021

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Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

by digo_bone October 18, 2019

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Nezuko simp

It is a very offensive name to call your friends or classmates but it describes someone who simps Nezuko Kamado who was formally a demon in the anime/manga Demon Slayer also known as Kimetsu no Yaiba which is actually its japanese name

A:Hi everyone
Friends: Nezuko Simppppppppp hi

by Nezuko SIMP October 6, 2021

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