Due Date Theory

A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.

No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
by Fokking Seinþroska January 25, 2023
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blind drunk date

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like
Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date
by arneh February 16, 2012
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light switch dating

u like each other so much but u guys wanna date ppl and still go out. So ya'll break every week or so and get bac 2 gether
"Yo did u see Kim an' carl dey be light switch datinG!"
by CatHerIne.R November 01, 2007
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Break up Date

the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.
Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.
by Goti B May 10, 2015
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Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019
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Dates on urban dictionary

When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.
Example of Dates on urban dictionary

People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020
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Alabama Prom Date

Her prom date was Ringo the billy goat. What do expect an Alabama Prom Date to be?
by TBagger2008 August 31, 2009
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