Nathan

A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none

Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”

by xggomxlxggo February 11, 2024

Nathan

a male who does not know the meaning of going out with someone.

Nathan didn't want to go out with Sophie so he said that he didn't know what going out meant

by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018

Nathan

the most funniest, most prettiest , most smartest and most coolest person ever In the whole history of time and space

“Yo homie, you’re such a Nathan . Give me a hug.”

by HomieGandalf September 10, 2020

Nathan

Usually a chill dude. Likes to have good ole time despite hating life. Does hella drugs too

Yo, is Nathan pulling up?
Yeah bro, I think he’s probably smoking otw here

by ApatheticPineapple November 23, 2021

nathan moment

when someone asks you to get on sea of thieves

get on sea of thieves. thats a nathan moment

by SpyDax August 2, 2022

nathan busbin

friedrice_val's (on twitter) no.1 fan

nathan busbin loves friedrice

by fucknathanbusbin December 10, 2022

Nathan

Hes one of those guys with a heavenly choice of words he will never fail to bring a thrilling moment to your life. He can even entrance the most pretty girls and even have a girlfriend by his side (Melanie). Nathan and Alyssa will always stay on each others good side.

Nathan leaves a powerful and mighty influence on you that was all for the better.

by Happy Christian September 30, 2020