u like each other so much but u guys wanna date ppl and still go out. So ya'll break every week or so and get bac 2 gether
by CatHerIne.R November 01, 2007
A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.
No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
by Fokking Seinþroska January 25, 2023
Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like
by arneh February 16, 2012
A way of dating by hitting on men or women with wedding bands who are frowning and look unhappy. By far the easiest form of dating. All is needed to finish destroying a couples marriage is just a hair more attention then what is being received in the troubled couples home. Required is the ability to smile and say at least 5 words. Ex: 'Boy you are very pretty.' then smile at the unhappily married person. Just this little bit of attention can cause a woman to have a orgasm if proper Austin Powers mo jo is being used.
'Why is that guy staring at every womans hand then her face, as he passes them?'
'Looks as if he is doing some serious desperation phi lop dating.'
'Looks as if he is doing some serious desperation phi lop dating.'
by mybarulowered September 25, 2010
General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019
When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.
Example of Dates on urban dictionary
People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020
A goat
by TBagger2008 August 31, 2009