Soz bro

Sorry brother. A very half-hearted apology, often used when you are not feeling sorry at all. Can be used to successfully antagonize authority figures.. parents, teachers etc.

"Why haven't you tidied your room? " Answer: "Soz bro, bit busy right now"

by Rattymom October 13, 2017

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Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

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bro circling

a girl who hooks up with various members of a male friend group. Considered attractive on a minimum, agreeable level.

Jason: Yo, I just hooked with Cassie.

George: Dude, I hooked up with Cassie last night!

Jason: Holy shit! Now she's hooking with Derrick.

George: This bitch is totally bro circling!.

by nycistheshit January 17, 2011

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Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.

William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.

by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016

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Bro Leap

an ocean game, quite similar to leap frog played in a large body of water. the idea is to propel oneself over an unsuspecting opponent without him being quick enough to pull a reversal.

"dude the bro leap game over there looks fun"- guy 1

"yeah but were not cool enough to play" - guy 2

by DinOegg July 17, 2009

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