scary ball

the sun.

"oh wow, it's 5:00 AM, here comes the scary ball.

by ephedrine July 15, 2009

Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

no balls july

Cut yo balls off after pride month and can’t grow them back for a month

Man no balls July sucks

You’ll grow them back

by Ex-mentally ill June 18, 2022

Sam ball

Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).

He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.

Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎

by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022

piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 4, 2019

ball getter

A ball getter is someone who dog water at four square and always has to get the ball when it gets out of the square they are also a ball 😉 getter

1: Bro you’re such a ball getter
2: such a good ball getter ahhhh

by Stop being a ball getter 69420 March 15, 2021

Seized Ball

A type of football developed by the founding fathers Jayden , Suwi And Kachinvya. Its a delicate sport played without shoes over the weekend only.

Exe lets go play seized ball after Prep .

by JUJU :0 September 25, 2023