Semi-Morning

Between Midnight and Morning

"Dude, I get out of work at 3 in the semi-morning"

by a-clock March 30, 2021

Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit

Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!

by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023

belfast good morning

Greeting someone with a head butt to the bridge of someone's nose

Colin gave Seamus the Belfast Good Morning and then we went out for pancakes

by Mick Graw June 6, 2022

Morning Gorge

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;

Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.

by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 6, 2010

morning joy

When you wake up to your girl sucking you off under the sheets.

Joy, morning, sex , cum, morning joy

by Thejackinthebag November 2, 2017

food morning

Rusty's way of saying good morning but FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

food morning Tanel, how was your sleep?
food morning Cappy!!!

by YtTanel March 5, 2022

Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.

I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better

by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018