Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

mom fuck

fucking a single mom without the distractions of dating

I took Robin out for dinner at Burger King and after small talk, went back to her place and gave the bitch - cock up her ass all night long. She is one easy mom fuck. the kids were asleep. did not even hear her squeal like a pig.

by tapped that too July 6, 2006

sucker mom

Just like a soccer mom but one who has kids in sports (soccer) and loves to get it on and flirt with the dads at sports matches.

Barb sure is a outgoing sucker mom. I'm meeting her after the match.

by calligirl781 August 1, 2010

Gobi's Mom

Gobi's Mom is the biggest hottest milf in Ontario. she is soo hot, so loose, so hot. She's Easy too. come and get some today.

Gobi's Mom has got it goin on.

by Gobi's dad April 18, 2005

hussars mom

The biggest neighborhood cum guzzlin whore bag in the entire area.

Dude Hussars mom is a whore bag, she had a huge bukkake party last nite at her house.

by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004

Mom Language

Mom Language (Or Mommy Language, Mama Language, etc.) is a language that only mothers speak. Mothers, as we all know, ALWAYS have a ton on their mind, so they don't always remember things that they don't need to remember. So those that have none of importance just exit their brains.

Skin pants are those skin-tight pants that emo or goth people often wear.

A Chumbra would be a taquito, those tortillas filled with meat and that kinda stuff.

MANYYYYY other terms from the Mom Language.

by I'm amazing. Don't deny it. June 28, 2009

Week's Mom

A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.

On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom

by I. R. Mullins May 7, 2004